Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
If i was rich id definitely wait until Coldplay tour again and id buy out all the concerts and give the tickets to all the coldplayers and if they werent touring in some countries and cities id pay for people in those countries to go to where they were playing and every concert would just be filled with us all and it would be great